I really didn't feel like going to class so I called the school and pretended I was my mom and told them I was sick. Well this isn't the first time and I guess Principal Fitzergood caught on and sent Mr. Dickfore to my house to deliver the homework. He realized I was faking it and I had no choice but you unbutton his pants make sure he didn't tell anyone. The look on his face when he left guaranteed I was safe!